Boys are so weird.

Being the mom of boys is so weird.

Here's a close-up of J's foot. He wanted me to post a pic of his toenails before we cut them. I thought I'd show off his nicely-trimmed toenails instead.

Now, I know I have to take some blame and be the "bad mommy" because J's only 8 (tomorrow!) and he doesn't quite cut his own toenails yet. I understand that, but his toenails were ridiculously long. Disgustingly long. Like, "might as well keep growing them and see if they can get longer than that guy's in China" long. But, ultimately, the nails had to go.

J was so proud, he and R tried talking me into putting the clippings in a neat little row on the bathroom counter and posting a picture of them. They thought that was the greatest idea ever. *slaps forehead*

Boys are so weird.